This note contains spoilers for the book.

Electronic form, courtesy of Asimov's.

Light and wonky, but mostly staying on the right side of the line ("fun").

Features the woman and the pub going by the title (while noting that the real Queen of England was technically the Empress of Mars then). Lots of complex finagling to keep crops going and air coming in, deal with greedy corporate overlords, and such. Ends rather abruptly.